why do I keep missing your updates, damnit? This ficlet seems to be promising brilliance. *HYPERVENTILATION*
"Miss Patricia (Patty) Inglesby really didn’t deserve what was about to happen to her. She was, in general, a good person. She gave to charity, was kind to cats and always paid her share of expenses when she went out with friends. She was a good teacher as well.
The children she taught tended to leave her class with more knowledge then they had had to begin with, including an understanding that hamsters don’t, in general, survive being flushed down the loo. And that is the whole point of Year Three after all. However, she did have a few faults. One was a louder voice than she thought she had, and another was a tendency to believe what parents told her about their children despite evidence to the contrary.
These failings led to the reason why, shortly after this story begins, Miss Patricia (Patty) Inglesby locked herself in the staff bathroom and refused to emerge until someone found her a new wig."
This, damnit, is exactly the style and plot and dldlpdsossdoksakosad that I've been creeving.
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Date: 2007-06-18 01:19 pm (UTC)O34034-DFODSK
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why do I keep missing your updates, damnit? This ficlet seems to be promising brilliance. *HYPERVENTILATION*
"Miss Patricia (Patty) Inglesby really didn’t deserve what was about to happen to her. She was, in general, a good person. She gave to charity, was kind to cats and always paid her share of expenses when she went out with friends. She was a good teacher as well.
The children she taught tended to leave her class with more knowledge then they had had to begin with, including an understanding that hamsters don’t, in general, survive being flushed down the loo. And that is the whole point of Year Three after all. However, she did have a few faults. One was a louder voice than she thought she had, and another was a tendency to believe what parents told her about their children despite evidence to the contrary.
These failings led to the reason why, shortly after this story begins, Miss Patricia (Patty) Inglesby locked herself in the staff bathroom and refused to emerge until someone found her a new wig."
This, damnit, is exactly the style and plot and dldlpdsossdoksakosad that I've been creeving.